"Hey Panda!" Foster's voice came from across the room. "Did you ever wonder what it's like in the zoo?" "Oh, I don't know," I responded lazily. "I guess I've never really thought about it before. Why?"Foster jumped up onto my chair, knocking me to the floor in the process. "Well," he began as if nothing …
"Hey, Foster! Guess what?" I woke up to find Panda sitting next to me on the bed, wearing a crochet hat! "I'm not even going to ask where you got that," I replied sleepily. Panda looked offended. "Don't you like it? Mom made it for me!" "You need a hat like you need a hole in …
"Foster, what are you doing in that bag?" Foster seemed to be deep in thought. We were in the sewing room, and Mom, who was busy making doll clothes, had apparently forgotten about us.I looked out from behind a pile of fabric. "Hey, Bro," I said. "What are you thinking about? And get out of …
It all started with the first selfie... August 2, 2016 Hard as it is to believe, it's been two years since my first selfie with Mom! She took this on her neighbor's front porch when I was only five weeks old. I was a "foster kitty", but the instant Mom picked me up she knew …
"Hey Panda!" Foster said suddenly. "You know what sounds good right now?" "Some delicious bamboo?" I asked hopefully. We were kicking back in the front living room while Mom was working on her blog. As we've mentioned before, that sometimes gets boring for us, because we have to think of things to do on our own. …
"Hey Foster, what is that?" "Oh," I replied, "that's iced jasmine tea and chocolate muffin crumbs." Panda rolled his eyes. "I know," he said. "But I'm talking about the notebook." "Oh that!" I laughed. "It's Mom's Punjabi numbers. She says she's having trouble with the suffix for the 40s.""Oh my word," Panda replied. "Only our …
"Panda! What are you doing now?" "Dude," Panda replied. "I'm practicing for if I ever go to outer space. This is my weightlessness simulator. See how your kitty toys are floating around me?""Are you crazy?" I asked. "You can't practice weightlessness in a toy box! You have to go to NASA for that kind of …
"Panda, do you copy? "Of course I don't copy," Panda responded, sounding a little miffed. "You know Mom taught us to always do our own work, and never copy! It wouldn't be honest!""Oh my word!" I groaned. "That's not what I meant! Do you copy? is police language. It's how they ask if you heard …
"Panda, I've been thinking..." "Mmmph" I mumbled, as I awoke from a deep sleep. (Or maybe it was a concussion, I'm never sure...) Foster had been thinking? "I'm not sure that's a good thing, Bro," I said, blinking myself awake."That's not funny," Foster replied. "Seriously, I've been thinking it's about time for another adventure." Somewhere …
"Dude!" I exclaimed. "What are you doing?" It's not often that Panda comes up with ideas for an adventure, so I was a bit surprised when he replied, "I'm trying this carpet out to see if it will fly. I'm planning a trip to China!" "I think this one is better," I said. "We could …