"Hey, Foster, guess what day it is?" I pondered the question for a moment. "Umm. . . I don't know," I replied. "Tuesday?" "Well," Panda replied, "that's a good answer, but think again." I thought some more. "I give up," I said at length. "What day is it? "Dude!" Panda responded, "It's your six-year cattiversary!" …
